Wednesday, March 21, 2018

HOT CAM WHORE!



HotKizz: WHAT UP BABE! 
Skeeter: What up! Did I find the good chat room or something! I am new to this! 
HotKizz: This is what I do! 
Cee41nokidz: SHUT THE HELL UP AND SHOW US YOUR TITS!
Skeeter: The hell is his problem, hey buddy what the hell is your problem talking to my lady like that!?!?

BlackLCock: Yo man that's yo lady dawg? 
Skeeter: Yeah? 
BlackLCock: AH SHIT DAwG! 
Skeeter: What? 
BlackLCock: Damn you be tapping that? 
Skeeter: naw man just like we met online and stuff. 
BlackLCock: OH SHIT DAWG you getting played dawg 
Cee41nokidz: Holy shit this kid! 
Skeeter: What you guys mean? 
HotKizz: Don't mind them Skeeter let me boot them real quick. 

Cee41nokidz and BlackLCock has been removed from conversation. 

HotKizz: Now where were we, you know you have one of them credit cards? 
Skeeter: The fucks a credit card? 
HotKizz: Oh um. Do you live with your parents? 
Skeeter: NAW MAN! Well yeah my Dad. 
HotKizz: Your dad? 
Skeeter: Yeah he lives off the government and benefits and shit he got shot in Iraq. 
HotKizz: I see do you know where he keeps his wallet?
Skeeter: UM? In his fucking pants? 
HotKizz: Do you think you could get the wallet? 
Skeeter: The fuck I need a wallet for? 
HotKizz: You have to give me the digits off the plastic card he has which is a magical number that makes me show you my tits. 
Skeeter: WHAAAAT? 
HotKizz: Yeah that's why he puts it in his back pocket right? 
Skeeter: YEAH! 
HotKizz: Yeah he's protecting it from you man he don't want you to um know the secret plastic card code trick that lets you see tits because he don't want you to see tits. 
Skeeter: DAMN HE SAYS THAT ALL THE TIME! SON! WHY THE HELL YOU LOOKING AT TITS! YOU ARE RIGHT! 
HotKizz: Go get that fucking plastic card now and tell the world that you want to see some damn tits! 
Skeeter: I'll be right back. 

HotKizz: You still there? 
Skeeter: I fucking got it yo. 
HotKizz: Alright so now to be my boyfriend, wait do you want to be my boyfriend? 
Skeeter: HELL YEAH! 
HotKizz: OK! OK! To be my boyfriend give me them sixteen digits and the three numbers on the back so I can unlock the code. 
Skeeter: The code to what?
HotKizz: It's a secret and it will make you see tits. 
Skeeter: AH FUCK YEAH my Dad a major asshole for keeping this secret from me. 
HotKizz: Yeah! So what's the 19 digits? 
Skeeter: 1874207776974327174
HotKizz: Hot diggity damn son you are a blessing. 

Skeeter: CAN I SEE SOME TITS NOW? 
HotKizz: Hold up. 

HotKizz has removed you from conversation. 

Skeeter: The fuck! Oh well I just watch porn I guess. 

1 comment:

Mike Bayz Turtlez

Ralphy : Did you read this stupid script?  Donny : I like the new script!  Leoy : I think it's radical dude!  Mikey : Yeah dud...