Why Y'all Love This So Much?

Josung: Man re up on dat.

BubbaJo: I be skipping rocks man.

TrainLady: Hey guys I want to join the tribe!

Josung: The fucks a tribe?

BubbaJo: Bitch you in the hood chat.

Trainlady: what?

Josung: The fuck this bitch get in our chat bruh

BubbaJo: Who this bitch?

Trainlady: For one I am not a female dog in heat or anything like that I am just trying to find the tribe!

BubbaJo: the fuck this bitch say

Josung: hold up this bitch educated. Tell me bitch how you flip a quawb in to a whopper?

Trainlady: If you can kindly tell me where the tribe chat is?

Josung: Bitch answer the damn question! You think you so smart and shit how you flip a quawb in to a whopper?

Trainlady: Um apply at burger king?

Josung: Bitch hold up. HOLD UP! you trying to get snappy with the one.

Trainlady: I am just trying to find the tribe.

Josung: ah hell no call in paco man ah we got ourselves a hater man.

PacoMon: What up beeeeeotches, yo I was just talking to this shorty right on the tracks right and she skipped my rocks bruh. Well she did more than skip my damn rocks I think I popped 2 tabs and 3 mollies and I think I was derailed but check it we found a new place to shag- it's a new building over their by west wing and south 52 and I was just chillen with my homie the other day and I told him about the spot and we had mad bitches up in there and we had a ball yall and I was like yo I am crabz deep in these pussy man.

BubbaJo: Everytime you come up in the chat you type up fucking paragraph stories man.

PacoMon: Man don't worry bout what I be typing up and you added me anyway you freaking dumb shit wanna be wanksta eating cockroaches off your mommas couch and shit and you want talk about how much I talk and shit man you know I write stories man and you know I am poet man and I do the damn thing man and you just sit there on yo mommas couch eating fucking cockroaches and shit you got me heated dawg I think we about to go clash man you dont want a clash with me I bring that heat like a dragon bruh.

Ladytrain: I think I am in the wrong chat.

PacoMon: Wait hold up who is this?

Ladytrain: I am just trying to find the tribe!

PacoMon: I don't know anything bout no tribe but you can bring that sweet ass over here and I will show you a train.

Ladytrain: What?

PacoMon: Listen I am romeome you are juilet!

Ladytrain: Romeo?

PacoMon: Listen bitch I am a poet. I know romeome

Ladytrain: Ok I am going now.

PacoMon: wait wait wait wait wait let me show you a pic of my dick maybe that will sway you to run your train ass over here on my lap- haha just give me a sec 

*Ladytrain has left the conversation.

BubbaJo: Man what the fuck everytime man you come in our chat you fuck up things

*Kicks PacoMon*

BubbaJo: Shit now it's just us two again man.

Josung: I wish I can buy bullets and just end it.

BubbaJo: Ah man am I that bad, damn bruh 

Josung Signs Off

BubbaJo: Well fucking a. 

We The PEEPLE #1

Redwingz: It's about time we raise damn flag called MERICA! 

BlueToothz: Here we go again. 

PuppetMas: They took our sex dolls man! Our sex dolls are everything we gots in this world and I love my sex doll. 

BlueToothz: We just going to trend with the world? 

Redwingz: I got the greatest idea guys. I think we should boot all the Mexicans! 

BlueToothz: Man there you go with that bullshit again. 

Redwingz: Then we ship all the dreamerz to the moon. 

PuppetMas: Nobody wants to read that crap man. Okay I was fucking this bitch so good the other day when she looked back at me when I was doing her doggystyle she gave me a wink bruhz. 

BlueToothz: This stupid ass wall is way too much and ridiclious! We should be building roads and repairing our structures! 

Redwingz: They took our jobs for one thing. They took our houses and they took our social secruity. 

BlueToothz: I don't think you know what you are talking about. 

Redwingz: There you go again with that bullshit of not me knowing what I am talking about dammit. I am talking about they took our damn jobs! Them sand people crash planes and the shit is a mess. 

BlueToothz: Wait a minute...what? 

Redwingz: The damn system is a mess that damn Obama messed up everything now you have a million people from shithole countries in the place taking up all our food from wal-mart. 

BlueToothz: I don't even know if you even in touched with realty anymore bruh. 

PuppetMas: GUYZ! LISTEN! I had her moaning so bad and I was just like hey! Let's call your mother! and Guess what guys her fucking mom came and OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! I had the time of my life. 

Redwingz: Its these damn dreamerz taking all our jobs them damn shitholes send about 24 of their family members over here and a bunch of camels and that damn wall better be up by next year. 

BlueToothz: You didn't read anything on East Germany or West Germany huh? 

Redwingz: What the hell you talking about Nazi's for. 

BlueToothz: No! You know what nevermind. 

Redwingz: Damn them nazis! You calling me a NAZI? Just because I wanna build a wall and kick all the damn dreamerz out don't mean I aint racist! 

BlueToothz: Wait what? 

PuppetMas: GUYZ! FOR REAL! Can we talk about something else like women. 

Redwingz: I ain't racist! 

BlueToothz: I never said you were racist? 

Redwingz: I AINT FUCKING RACIST OKAY! I eat my damn popcorn and I watch jeopardy!

BlueToothz: Okay? Well do you get any of the questions right atleast?

Redwingz: NOT A DAMN ONE! I SWEAR ITS A HOAX!!

BlueToothz: Oh come on!

 

MS PACMAN IS HOT! 4 Ghost Chat

You ever wondered what goes on in the RyFy Zone? Do you ever wonder what goes on behind the scenes in the chat room? Well we have pacman and ms pacman and we have the ghost of the four ghost and we have their chat log. Enjoy! 

Blinker: What a day. Oh what a day. Just chillen in the box with my ghost. 
Pinkhole: You know I have to make a confession. 
Icky: Ah what's that? 
Pinkhole: I love it when ms paccman eats one of them pillz and it gives me the chillz and then she eats me. 
Blinker: Yeah! Yeah! I love that too. 
Crunt: WAY Better than a freaking dude eating you. 
Blinker: Yeah man she eats that pillz and I get the chillz too and when she eats me I feel a sensation under my ghost sheet that makes something explode like a volcano. 
Crunt: That's way too much info bruh. 
Blinker: Bruh eat a dish soap tab or sniff some ajax bruh. Talking real stuff here bruh. 
Crunt: When she eats me. I feel like all I have left is my eyes and they wonder to the box and then the box heals me and gives me back my cape. 
Blinker: Yo bruh that's the gayest shit I ever heard in my life. 
Pinkhole: He's right man that was some gay ass shit you just said. 
Blinker: You think your eyes just wonder through the maze into some box and some miracle you get your ghost sheet back we suppose to kill the pacman but let the misses eat us. 
Crunt: You being serious right now. 
Blinker: MAN! I tell you what! I think you gay. 
Crunt: Why you think that? 
Blinker: Do you like it when paccman eats you? 
*Paccman enters chat* 
Paccman: Sup bitches! You all wishing you could be eaten up again by my main bitch ms pacman..HAHA! Look at you all nothing but little ghost with your little eyes and your little spookiness crying over ms pacman when I am banging her every night with this PACMAN dick. I swear to TETRIS if you one of you bitches every changes my name to PACCMAN again I am not going to shit your damn eyeballs out. Don't invite me to your stupid little box with your stupid little stories of how you want to bang ms pacman. I am out. I'll eat you faggots up later. 
*Paccman Leaves Chat* 
Blinker: Wait a minute he just call us faggots when he's the one that eats us but when we hit him he melts like a little bitch in place and disappears.
Pinkhole: Man! I want to fuck mspacman so bad right now. Somebody better put a quarter in the damn slot now!
Icky: Nobody has put a quarter in that slot for 15 years.
Pinkhole: DAMN YOU TRUMP AND YOU SNOWFLAKES! BOTH OF YOU!
Icky: Wait what?
Blinker: Guys Ms Pacman I want her to eat me so bad right now I am going crazy.
Icky: Why don't you leave the box and go find her.
Pinkhole: Yeah man go find her and be like hey baby you wanna see a real MAN and you have to make sure she gets you when you say "MAN"
Icky: Yeah and give her some fruit! I think she loves to eat fruit!
Blinker: So give her fruit, wait do I give her pillz that give me chillz?
Icky: Hell no! You want to bang ms pacman and give her fruit not have her eat you.
Blinker: But I want her to eat me.
Icky: You are not leaving the box are you.
Blinker: Nope.
Icky: This sucks.
Pinkhole: Just four ghost in a box! OH YEAH!
Crunt: Seriously can't take anymore of this shit guys.
*POINTS GUN TO HEAD PULLS TRIGGER TURNS TO EYES AND THEN RETURNS TO THE BOX*
Crunt: MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blinker: HA!

~oh yeah mspacman give me that azz :) 

RT- Chief Fills Out WITHOUT PROMTpoop

Big Chief: How?

Wildgal: What up!

Swoopz: Another day another dollar!

Big Chief: Me fill out fire form.

Swoopz: This should be interesting...

Big Chief: Me never do prompts because me not FAKE.

Swoopz: Yeah fake bitches man.

Big Chief: Me do Prompt poop to show I am not fake.

Swoopz: Naw man you fake. You fake as hell and all you accounts fake, everything is fake.

Big Chief: Naw Big Chief don't believe in Matrix.

Swoopz: No it's true this is fake. What you are writing right now is fake.

Big Chief: Oh no Big Chief make fire.

Big Chief: Alright me do prompt, you all listening?

Big Chief: Once upon a time

Swoopz: ummmmmmmm

Big Chief: Don't steal Chiefs ummmmmmmmm

Swoopz: I'll do what I want and I'll kick your ass.

Big Chief: Ok me sorry. Big Chief go on now.

Swoopz: You idiot it's not a story. Your such a idiot.

Big Chief: Big Chief sorry, Big Chief didn't know once upon a time.

Swoopz: I swear to the SUN up ABOVE I have had it with this TRIBE!

Big Chief: Big Chief make you crown?

Swoopz: THE FUCK DO I LOOK LIKE A QUEEN BITCH TO YOU OR SOMETHING?

Big Chief: Big Chief sorry, Big Chief continue.

Big Chief: What is something I poop alot. That you nut on the wall.

Swoopz: Man you are doing it so wrong.

Big Chief: Big Chief make fire, I don't know how to prompt.

Swoopz: Alright your suppose to say what is something I say alot.

Big Chief: Oh but me nut on wall.

Swoopz: Dammit dude! This is why nobody dates Big Chief! Because Big Chief don't know when to shut up!

Big Chief: Ok I go on. What makes me happy? Nuttin on the wall!

Swoopz: Ah man you need a bunch of help.

Big Chief: WHAT THE HELL you mean I build fire!

Swoopz: Are you going to continue?

Big Chief: How Tall Am I? I build fire I have no clue.

Swoopz: Man you are really failing at this, like you are suppose to be describing her.

Big Chief: Who?

Swoopz: THAT DAMN STUPID POOP YOU LOVED!

Big Chief: Oh me don't love poop no mo she poop too much.

Swoopz: Seriously Chief.

Big Chief: Ok me go on. What is my favorite thing? Nuttin on the wall.

Swoopz: DAMMIT CHIEF!

Big Chief: WHAT!?!?!?!

Swoopz: Seriously if you say that again I am going boot you.

Big Chief: Wait. Is that even possible?

Swoopz: I will boot you!

Big Chief: Me don't want no boot. Me continue. What makes you proud of me? That you wrote 2 stories with 1,000 words each and your a huge slut of poop.

Swoopz: Dammit Chief! You going be a virgin forever.

RT - Big Chief Stalker

All Haley The Big CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEF! 

Big Chief: How?

Wildgal: God, I swear we another freaking EP

Big Chief: Ah! Me make fire! Me go boom! You like poop!

Wildgal: You bet!

Swoopy: HEY GUYS!

Big Chief: AH HELL YEAH! SWOOPY!

Swoopy: So sarapoop calling you a stalker!

Big Chief: Ah she send pic and now me stalker?

Swoopy: Yeah man not cool.

Big Chief: Me Big Chief. Me make fire. Me have no time to stalk.

Swoopy: That's not what she said! She said you stalk her all the time and you have 1,000 accounts and you stalk her with all of them.

Big Chief: Big Chief got reported. Big Chief lost. Big Chief sad.

Swoopy: Oh another thing she telling people you manipulate them.

Big Chief: No me Big Chief make fire. Fire go boom! The boom go the boom boom room?

Swoopy: Whatever man. I will join your silly little Tribe!

Big Chief: AHHHHH! Me Happy! Big Chief! Happy! Big Chief So Happy! Big Chief go nut on wall now, cause me happy.

Swoopy: You go do that Chief.

Big Chief: Ah me Big Chief me no stalker me go nut on wall.

Swoopy: I think I found home.

Well folks that's it for this wrap up CHAT story JOIN US NEXT TIME ON HOW DO WE FLY KYTES IN THE MOON LIGHT!

ONLY AT THE RYFY ZONE! 

RT- Chief Nut On Wall

All haley- The Chieeeeeeeef!

Big Chief: How?

Wildgal: Let's get one thing clear. What is this statement about?

Big Chief: Me Big Chief make fire. Fire go boom. Fire then make me do boom boom.

Big Chief: Big Chief Get Excited, Big Chief nut on wall.

WIldgal: What kind of Tribe is this?

Big Chief: Me make fire go boom Tribe.

Wildgal: I don't think...

Big Chief: Me Big Chief, He Little Boy, That Pretty Lady and we got bunch of others that make fire!

Wildgal: Oh like who?

Big Chief: Me Big Chief recruit Gene

Wildgal: Gene?

Big Chief: Yeah me nut on wall, then recruit Gene.

Wildgal: So you nut on the wall and what is going on here?

Big Chief: LISTEN!

Poopyhandles: HEY! STFU!

Poopyhandles: DIDNT I TELL YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Poophandles: I AM FAKE ACCOUNT AND I SAID SHUT THE FUCK YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK MEANS? UP?

Big Chief: Me delete poopyhandles.

Big Chief: Ok me make fire now.

Wildgal: Wait...

Big Chief: Oh me got Gene and he make fire too.

Wildgal: So we just going act like this is normal?

Big Chief: What me get happy and nut on wall. Make race who win. Me win!

Wildgal: What kind of tribe is this shit for real?

Big Chief: Me nut on wall and then it race. People bet.

Wildgal: I think I am going pass.

Big Chief: No me give boot.

Wildgal: Wow this is getting deep, however I like boots.

Big Chief: Um what?

Wildgal: Did you say you going boot me?

Big Chief: Ummmmmmmmmmm

Wildgal: What's the matter Big Chief. Give me the boot right in my ass.

Big Chief: Ummmmmmmmm me Big Chief, Me Make Fire, Go Boom. People Come and Big Chief nut on wall. Big Chief give boot. But? Lady like boot?

Wildgal: GIVE ME THE FUCKING BOOT!

Big Chief: Uh oh Big Chief don't know what to do so Big Chief going go nut on the wall.

Wildgal: WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THIS PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!

Big Chief: Me Big Chief make fire, go boom. Nut on wall. Bye.

RT- The RyFy Tribe

Big Chief: Make fire go boom! We attract pretty lady.

Pretty Lady: Hello

Big Chief: Fire, wood place in fire go boom!

*Pretty Lady picks up wood places it in fire.*

Big Chief: Good! Good! Now place stone around fire to contain boom.

*Pretty Lady starts building stones around the fire.*

Big Chief: Now we got boom and boom boom.

Medicineman: Man I don't think I can write I got bitten by a Snake and my wrist is mush.

Big Chief: Ummmmmmm you medicineman? Me Chief.

Little Boy: Hi I came for fire.

*Little Boy starts roasting marshmallows*

Medicineman: I can't write man.

Big Chief: But I made fire.

Medicineman: I know man sorry.

Big Chief: I make fire go boom.

Medicineman: I know I am sorry.

Big Chief: You get the boot.

Medicineman: The what?

Big Chief: Big Chief leader so he give you boot.

Medicineman: You kicking me out of the Tribe I built.

Big Chief: No Big Chief make fire make it boom.

Medicineman: Whatever man I am out.

Big Chief Boots Medicineman

Saraboob: You are such a stalker

*Big Chief Boots Saraboob out of Tribe*

RT- I Build Fire

Big Chief: I build fire.

Medicineman: Ok.

Big Chief: I am chief, Big Chief!

Medicineman: Hello

Saraboob: What the hell you talking about Chief?

Big Chief: I make fire.

Saraboob: What is he saying Medicineman? I am quite confused!

Poophandles: I am fake account you better shut up

Poophandles: Everybody shut up

Poophandles: STFU!

Big Chief: But I make fire.

Saraboob: What is going on here?

Medicineman: Big Chief go boom make fire. Fire attract people Big Chief like people.

Big Chief: Build fire, make boom, people come.

Medicineman: You don't like fire? Chief make fire! Go boom!

Big Chief: Yeah fire! Go boom! People come see why fire go boom!



They end. Fire Go Boom.