Doc Talez! You Died In Y2K!

Doc: We have a new one yo! We unfroze him as he was frozen and now he is awaken! 


Ychild: whAT UP DOC! 


Doc: Oh good you can type! 


Ychild: What the hell is this? 


Doc: This is how we communicate as a society now! 


Ychild: What? 


Doc: See everybody has a cell phone now! 


Ychild: Wait! WAIT! THIS A PHONE? 


Doc: Yes! 


Ychild: What the fuck! 


Doc: Now, listen there's been many changes in 18 years! 


Ychild: OH SWEET! Flying cars and shit! 


Doc: Um no. Wait. No. 


Ychild: What the fuck happen? 


Doc: Alright listen the President is Donald Trump.


Ychild: WAIT! The fucking president is Donald Trump?


Doc: Yes he won the election against Hilliary Clinton. 


Ychild: A fucking woman ran? Fucking bills wife what the fuck did they get a divorce? She become independent and badass leader that's not corrupt? 


Doc: Um just the opposite. 


Ychild: WHAT THE FUCK! 


Doc: Okay. Other changes we have a liberal half black, half white president named Obama. 


Ychild: Why you fucking with me? 


Doc: Um this is true. 


Ychild: Next you going tell me we engaged in a bunch of wars and blew the world up? 


Doc: Um, well no. However terrorist hijacked some planes and flew them in the twin towers and Ben Ladin took credit for the hijacking on a event we now call 9/11. 


Ychild: What the flying fuck is going on DOC! YOU HAVE TO  BE KIDDING ME! 


Doc: Yeah. I am afraid I am not. We going build a wall soon to keep the "Drug Cartels" out of America. America has a gun problem also with a bunch of mass shootings. 


Ychild: Oh did columbine set off a WAR? 


Doc: Um no. Well you see after 2008 things went sour and a bunch of scams were created and now student loan debt has passed credit card debt. 


Ychild: And you fucking woke me up? 


Doc: That's the thing I had to. We have no more funding coming in to keep you frozen. 


Ychild: WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST FUCKING KILL ME?!??!?!


Doc: Um, well. You have like human rights and you are a American citizen so. 


Ychild: This fucking sucks! I want flying cars and shit and the video games were suppose to be man what the fuck is this shit! I fucking hate this shit! This fucking nurse is pissing me off! 


Doc: Um well I will see you soon. 


Ychild: I am going to watch some classic honeymooners and maybe just maybe pow right in the kisser to the nurse. HAHA you get me DOC? 


Doc: Um well. technically people are now political correct and the phrase of "pow right in the kisser" to a woman has been banned due to the fact he promotes domestic violence.


Ychild: FUCKING KILL ME NOW DOC!