Big Chief: 2,000 every week and don't say it's because I went after two paraclownz!
Aylin: You can't even remember how to talk!
Big Chief: It all started when I somehow had a contest where my authors would backstab me and show me their bodies?
Aylin: You make content out of us like we are your little puppets.
Big Chief: It's the time of the year to Spring yo!
Aylin: Then you wonder why nobody wants to conversate with an asshole like you.
Big Chief: It's the time to nut on walls!
Aylin: You wonder why people want you to die and just go away, far, far, far away.
Big Chief: If we look at the stars, we can count the lions.
Aylin: What the fuck did you just say?
Big Chief: Me make fire?
Aylin: Why we doing this bullshit again?
Big Chief: What bullshit?
Aylin: What the hell is wrong with you!
Big Chief: I make fire, then go get people, then gather tribe, then go hunt and then we EAT!
Aylin: Bitch what the fuck you talking about we on the damn internet you thinking this is a mother fucking game all the time and you talking out your ass most of the time!
Big Chief: If we join together as one you can be darkness and I can be whiteness the light mighty mice man!
Aylin: What the fuck is wrong with you!
Big Chief: I see that you are upset, would you like for me to read you a story?
Aylin: Seriously?
Big Chief: It's called, The Time I Fell In Love With A Tramp That Added Me Online. By Dr. Sues.
Aylin: You got to be fucking kidding me!
Big Chief: It's the time of the year to joy! It's the time of year to get a boy! You must add him quick to the list! Add him you may but here's the twist!
Aylin: You are the biggest asshole in the whole wide world! I have to somehow block you from the World or something, what do I have to do to get rid of you?
Big Chief: Kill me during sex?
Aylin: I will be glad too!
Big Chief: Hell yeah! So like when do you want to meet up?
Aylin: Are you serious?
Big Chief: Like what should I bring, should I like ah fuck it I am going be dead anyway! Yo what time!
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Big Chief: Ah what the fuck! Fucking tease! What the hell. Fuck it go nut on this wall!
Big Chief!
Damn you Big Chief! DAMN YOU!