Ralphy: Did you read this stupid script?
Donny: I like the new script!
Leoy: I think it's radical dude!
Mikey: Yeah dude! When we gonna order some pizza dude?
Ralphy: Mikey falls in love with April? Splinter shoots Shredder with a grenade launcher?? How's that any shape or form go along with our own ninja jujitsu!
Donny: Splinter a bad ass rat with a grenade launcher so what! Why we arguing over April she is a human and we are turtles we must find a mutant turtle lady.
Mikey: There is no mutant ninja turtle lady though!
Ralphy: Bay didn't make us a ninja turtle lady we can have sex with like what the hell but Splinter gets a fucking grenade launcher?
Donny: Yes! Shredder drinks the ultra ooze and becomes Super Duper Shredder with every weapon you think of in his backpack on his back!
Ralphy: That is so stupid, a single sword and some spikes on the shoulder would of been fine!
Leoy: Hell no! No challenge and yes we need get some ooze and make a ninja turtle lady! I haven't sex since I been mutated! How we suppose to reproduce?
Kacy: You guys don't reproduce you are just fighting crime heroes that save the city from the foot time after time.
Leoy: That's bullshit man! Who let Kacy in our chat!
Mikey: Sorry dudez!
Leoy Kicked Kacy From Group Conversation*
Donny: Totally cruel!
Leoy: I don't care man, I don't like the fact that he's banging April!
Donny: We been over this LEO! You are a FUCKING mutant NINJA fucking TURTLE not a fucking HUMAN! Can you imagine little turtle humans or some shit in Aprils stomach!
Mikey: That would kick ass! Cowabunga!
Ralphy: Well time to fight crime fellas and then have gang bang April in the news van!
Mikey: Hell Yeah! Cowbunga Party in her Aprils news reporter van!
Donny: Fuck it count me in!
Leoy: HELL YEAH LET'S GO RUN A TRAIN ON APRIL IN A VAN! THIS IS THE LIFE!
Donny: Yeah Splinter got this! He has a grenade launcher for peep sakes he don't need us!
Ralphy: Yeah let's go fuck April! Alright hands in and on three we say "Cow-a-fuck-a-bunga-baby!"
ALL: COWAFUCKABUNGABABY!
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