I Gotta Sex Doll FOR VD!!!!!!!!!!!

~Cry me a river~ 

Ryalbino: YO Dudes guess what! 

BigKnox: This better be good. 

Ryalbino: I gotta SEX DOLL!! for Valentines Day! 

BigKnox: That's a huge upgrade from chocolates and cards fa show homie!

Ryalbino: The best part I don't have to feed it or listen to it's bullshit!

BigKnox: That's nice.

Ryalbino: I was like yo! She didn't even said a freaking WORD! I was like this is going be nice!

BigKnox: You need help my homie.

Ryalbino: Well you know what sucks. She gets sticky and sometimes I gotta clean her up.

BigKnox: Ah man! She don't clean herself up like a lady would?

Ryalbino: That's the only bad part dawg. 

BigKnox: Sometimes I wonder if you even human.

Ryalbino: I asked her if she wanted to go Mickey D's and guess what! She didn't say NOTHING! NOTHING! So I took that as a yes!

BigKnox: So she don't even talk?

Ryalbino: THATS THE BEST FEATURE ABOUT THIS THING MAN! 

BigKnox: I wonder if you can marry it!

Ryalbino: WAIT! WAIT! Let me google it.

BigKnox: LOL It was a joke.

Ryalbino: I have to go to Japan!

BigKnox: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! You google that shit my homie?

Ryalbino: Man It's like for once, finally, in my life everything is falling in place!
 
BigKnox: Marrying a sex doll has always been a fantasty of yours or something?

Ryalbino: NAW MAN! Wait.....yes!

BigKnox: What happen to magazines and porn online?

Ryalbino: BORING! Now I gotta program her to clean and cook and I will be set. IF she can wash herself off it will be the best thing ever!

BigKnox: It's like I don't know you anymore!

Ryalbino: Man the best part of this! I can claim her as my Taxes. How much money she make? Well I can put her ass on the corner and collect some money! I CAN BE A PIMP! Pimp of the Sex Dolls! 

BigKnox: Man you have like lost touch with realty my homie.

Ryalbino: Wait! It gets better! I can take her out to eat be like TABLE for two MOTHER FUCKER! 

BigKnox: You would take your sex doll out to eat?

Ryalbino: WELL Yeah I aint just going bang it bro. She is allowed to go out in public bro! We watch Netflix and shit and guess what SHE DON'T SAY A WORD OR FART!

BigKnox: Uh okay.

Ryalbino: Yeah BUDDY! No talking! No Farting! I think I am in serious love bro! 

BigKnox: You are actually scaring me.

Ryalbino: BRO! This is like the best thing that has ever happened to me you should be proud of yo homie!

BigKnox: I think you a lunatic bro and like if you serious right now I don't know what else to say bro.
Ryalbino: YO! Chill out man ride the waves man. Hit the magic wizard pipe and let your heart fly man! LET YO HEART FLY MAN!

BigKnox: Man! I don't know you anymore this RyFy Zone shit has really changed you man.
Ryalbino: You know what the best part is, I forgot to tell you about this part. I never have to worry about her cheating on me bro. 

BigKnox: Ugh

Ryalbino: BRO! She will never cheat on me unless somebody steals her and then I will be on a mission to find her! 

BigKnox: So like

Ryalbino: BRO! Another thing I never have to worry her telling my secrets to people she doesn't talk at all!

BigKnox: Secrets?

Ryalbino: Man another thing we be playing video games and shit and she never ever gets tired or tells me I am wasting my life playing video games!

BigKnox: BRO! Seriously!

Ryalbino: Oh another thing she never gets on messenger and shows her body to other men!

BigKnox: ah man. I think it's time to kill you.

Ryalbino: Naw man the sex doll is like a terminator I forgot to tell you that! She can transform into a terminator!

BigKnox: Well, hmm I have no clue what to say bro

Ryalbino: Just be fucking happy for me bro this has been a long time cumming. 

BigKnox: alright bro. Congrats. I am happy for you, so what's the honeymoon plan?

Ryalbino: THATS JUST IT! She don't wanna go on a honeymoon she just wanna bang! BANG! BANG! BANG! I always ask if she wanna bang and she always SAYS YES! CAN you imagine never being turned down or having to do something stupid like kill a dragon or something to get the NOOK? THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

BigKnox: Well I gotta get off here homie, wifey calling me.

Ryalbino: HA! See! You a whip bitch! Ight bro have fun with that human piece of shit and I am going bang my doll now.

BigKnox: Later homie!


Ryalbino: PEACE OUT HOMEFRY!