Redwingz: It's about time we raise damn flag called MERICA!
BlueToothz: Here we go again.
PuppetMas: That damn Paul Stall!!!
BlueToothz: Hold it. You talking POLA now?
PuppetMas: It's about damn time we take our country back! Screw this woman! We can talk about sex later!
BlueToothz: Um Is that the Merica Spirit?
PuppetMas: You betcha damn USD it is.
BlueToothz: Okay then. Real issue. The market meltdown.
Redwingz: What! Obama did it! Obama made that mess. Okay real issue here is Uranium and how it was sold to the Clinton campaign.
BlueToothz: What the hell you talking about?
Redwingz: Damn Clintons took millions from Moscow and shit! DAMN THEN!
BlueToothz: So it's okay to take a half of million dollars from the Koch Brothers that are worth billions?
Redwingz: Where the hell you hear that dumb shit?
BlueToothz: That's the problem you stuck on one channel aren't you and don't even lie to me!
Redwingz: Hell no I read that damn newspaper like everyone else.
BlueToothz: What newspaper?
Redwingz: YOU KNOW! The one that comes in the MAIL! Dammit dude you need to read the newspaper more!
BlueToothz: Um I do read the newspaper everyday.
Redwingz: That's a damn shame you don't know what's going on then you must be stupid.
BlueToothz: It's sad what happened to Porter and it's sad that they are removing good citizens that is not their fault how they got here.
Redwingz: Naw man. That's where you are wrong! They are illegal! Get them out!
BlueToothz: What if they provide more than the average citizen?
Redwingz: GET THEM THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
BlueToothz: So an "another" Shutdown is in order. You know Trump said "Shutdowns are the LEADERS fault when he was bashing Obama right? In interviews and on Twitter right?
Redwingz: That's fake news they make his mouth move and synthesize his voice and make screen shots of false tweets for the great Donald Trump!
BlueToothz: Man you have lost it. What you think PuppetMas?
PuppetMas: Oh sorry guys I was just watching hub.
BlueTootz: See that's the problem right there. Instead of fixing these issues everybody just wants to go to the HUB and "RELIEVE" Their stress. This is why Merica in a mess because of this "hub".
Redwingz: ah man you even going complain about the HUB you a snowflake man. GO cry somewhere else with that bullshit. The HUB is our safe haven.
Timmy: What the hell is a HUB guys?
Redwingz: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
PuppetMas: I thought it was just us?
BlueToothz: Now what the hell is going on.
Timmy: Hi guys I am Timmy. I was stuck in a whale because it ate me. The whale kept me warm and now here I am!
BlueToothz: ugh. I think we need a break.
Redwingz: Damn ass DEMS think they know it all with their dumbass ideas and them DEMS don't know shit.
Timmy: Ummmmm. Guys? What's a dem?
Redwingz: I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS WHY THE NEW GENERATION IS FULL OF FUCK TARDS!
PuppetMas: They out their killing themselves and eating tide pods and shit. Yeah this new generation sucks!
Timmy: I just asked a question! I been living in a whale all my life!
Redwingz: Man no, this is crazy. This kid gotta go.
BlueToothz: Oh no!
Redwingz: WHAT!?!?!
BlueToothz: somehow, someway! I can't boot him!
Redwingz: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahah what else do we expect from RZ
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