Igotprobid: Hey Parabob!
Parabob: OH GOODY! ANOTHER FREAK!
Igotprobid: So like a UFO probed my asshole and shit what do I do.
Parabob: Why you all say and shit? Like that's my thing and you all say it now to be cool?
Igotprobid: Man so there I was just chilling in my backyard at 2:00 in the morning you know like what normal people do and shit.
Parabob: You said it again fool!
Igotprobid: So I was like damn whats the shiny bright light coming towards my ass. Little did I know it was really coming for my ass!
Parabob: And shit?
Igotprobid: So the thing picked me up and I think it was an UFO man! I tried to telling the police but they all laughed at me and said get the fuck out of here we dealing with a overdose crisis right now!
Parabob: I see.
Igotprobid: DUDE! They did all these weird experiments to my anal cavity!
Parabob: Like what were you doing at 2 in the morning outside?
Igotprobid: I was walking my fucking dog man!
Parabob: Ah! Good one so at 2 in the morning, I like how you mention that earlier too about the dog. So 2 in the morning a big shiny bright light comes, picks your ass up and does shit to your ass! Am I correct so far?
Igotprobid: Yeah man I SAW A UFO!
Parabob: Not only did you see it but you were in it?
Igotprobid: Yeah man! They did weird shit to my ass man!
Parabob: Hmm. Okay so like what you want me to do or like why did you message me?
Igotprobid: Just to let you know I saw an UFO and they are real! Plus everybody like message parabob because it pisses him off!
Parabob: Yeah. I see. The UFO was not a UFO are you sure you weren't popping molly at 2 in the morning and what you mistake as a UFO somehow, someway was a white van and you were gang raped by a bunch of white people and mexicans in a weird cross united Gang called the SetaWhitez. Then you woke up from a dream that you were abducted by a UFO but really it was just a gang bang because you accidental got roof'ied at 2 in the morning?
Igotprobid: OH MY LORD! YOU ARE LIKE DOCTOR PHIL OF THE PARANORMAL COMMUNITY MAN! I LOVE YOU BOB! THANKS SO MUCH BOB! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BOB!
Parabob: Itz what I do >
