Mike Bayz Turtlez

Ralphy: Did you read this stupid script? 

Donny: I like the new script! 

Leoy: I think it's radical dude! 

Mikey: Yeah dude! When we gonna order some pizza dude? 

Ralphy: Mikey falls in love with April? Splinter shoots Shredder with a grenade launcher?? How's that any shape or form go along with our own ninja jujitsu! 

Donny: Splinter a bad ass rat with a grenade launcher so what! Why we arguing over April she is a human and we are turtles we must find a mutant turtle lady. 

Mikey: There is no mutant ninja turtle lady though! 

Ralphy: Bay didn't make us a ninja turtle lady we can have sex with like what the hell but Splinter gets a fucking grenade launcher? 

Donny: Yes! Shredder drinks the ultra ooze and becomes Super Duper Shredder with every weapon you think of in his backpack on his back! 

Ralphy: That is so stupid, a single sword and some spikes on the shoulder would of been fine! 

Leoy: Hell no! No challenge and yes we need get some ooze and make a ninja turtle lady! I haven't sex since I been mutated! How we suppose to reproduce? 

Kacy: You guys don't reproduce you are just fighting crime heroes that save the city from the foot time after time. 

Leoy: That's bullshit man! Who let Kacy in our chat! 

Mikey: Sorry dudez! 

Leoy Kicked Kacy From Group Conversation* 

Donny: Totally cruel! 

Leoy: I don't care man, I don't like the fact that he's banging April! 

Donny: We been over this LEO! You are a FUCKING mutant NINJA fucking TURTLE not a fucking HUMAN! Can you imagine little turtle humans or some shit in Aprils stomach! 

Mikey: That would kick ass! Cowabunga! 

Ralphy: Well time to fight crime fellas and then have gang bang April in the news van! 

Mikey: Hell Yeah! Cowbunga Party in her Aprils news reporter van! 

Donny: Fuck it count me in! 

Leoy: HELL YEAH LET'S GO RUN A TRAIN ON APRIL IN A VAN! THIS IS THE LIFE! 

Donny: Yeah Splinter got this! He has a grenade launcher for peep sakes he don't need us! 

Ralphy: Yeah let's go fuck April! Alright hands in and on three we say "Cow-a-fuck-a-bunga-baby!" 

ALL: COWAFUCKABUNGABABY! 

WHAT?

Ghost Give The Bezt Head

ConeHead: Yo! PARABOB!

Parabob: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

ConeHead: Yeah man! You ever got head from a ghost man?

Parabob: No!

ConeHead: It's like the best thing in the world man!

Parabob: Why do you freaks of nature message me with this paranormal bullshit!

ConeHead: Hold up I got Chief here too!

BigChief: Shit did you know when you nut after getting head from a ghost you can bust a nut through the ghost and it will land on a wall!

ConeHead: See he gets it!

Parabob: So what's going on here? We going talk about ghost giving head all night?

ConeHead: Yeaaaaaaaaap!

Parabob: What about what happen to Roseanne for getting fired for tweeting racism tweets!

ConeHead: The fuck that gotta do with a ghost and getting head!

BigChief: Parabob a virgin!

ConeHead: AH SHIT!

Parabob: Man I am not a virgin!

ConeHead: YOU A VIRGIN! So I was getting head from this Ghost and I swear to GOD my eyes rolled in the back of my head!

Parabob: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS!?!?!?!

BigChief: AH! I think Aylin a Ghost. It all makes sense now I nut on wall and she is ghost. Yeah! Me build fire and the ghost came to fire!

ConeHead: Who the fuck is Aylin?

Parabob: This conversation went south in a heart beat, so y'all like ojuai board these Ghost in or what? How you get ghost to suck your dick?

ConeHead: JUST FUCKING GOOGLE IT MAN! THE FUCK I LOOK LIKE TO YOU A FUCKING PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR!

Parabob: Um, damn dude it was just a question!

ConeHead: Just fucking Google It man!

BigChief: Yeah Google it then go nut on a wall after you GOOGLE IT!

Parabob: Uh, sometimes I wish I was among the dead because the living is RETARDED!!!!!!!

BigChief: Me go build fire now! See if I can go get a ghost!

ConeHead: HELL YEAH I AM GOING GET THE FUCKING BOARD OUT MAN AH MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Parabob: Guys seriously.

Parabob: Guys

Parabob: No fucking way! YOU LEAVE ME HERE ALL ALONE!

Parabob: I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO FUCKING SAY MY CATCH PHRASE!

Parabob: NO! YOU FUCKERS! I DIDN'T GET TO SAY MY FUCKING CATCH PHRASE! NO!

Parabob: FUCK IT! I'ma say it anyway!

Parabob: THATS WHAT I DO!

Parabob: YEAH!

Facebook Love App Zuckers!

Skeeter: AH SNAP WE BACK Y'ALL!! 

BigChief: Shit. Man the Zone is not a little Tribe anymore. How? 

Skeeter: Did you just say how? Like howl? Like a greeting? 

Parabob: What up faggots! 

Skeeter: BOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Parabob: YO! YOU ALL SEEN SOME GHOST?? 

BigChief: I saw a ghost and I nutted on him like the ghost was a wall! 

Parabob: Good for you! Chief! Proud of that boy Chief we call Big Chief! 

BigChief: Have you all found Aylyn? 

Parabob: Jesus man, you need some serious help, it's time we introduce you do the Facebook App! 

BigChief: Can I nut on it? 

Parabob: Hell Yeah! Chief! Big Chief! BIG CHIIIIIIIIEF! You can nut on this app all you want Zucker! 

BigChief: This makes Big Chief very happy! 

Parabob: Anyway, Sup Skeeter you still getting scammed by whores? 

Skeeter: No the ladies love me they just take money in exchange for the love. 

Parabob: I see......... 

Skeeter: Fuck you Bob! Why don't you go excorsist a demon or something! 

Parabob: I would be we like trying to hook up Big Chief with a new lady! 

BigChief: New lady to nut on! 

Skeeter: Man I'll invite one in, hold up. Here she be, I call her Ambulance, because she will like make you cry and shit. 

Parabob: And we friends with this prick why Big Chief? 

BigChief: He hooked me up with Aylyn! 

Parabob: Oh he the one why you nut on walls. Greeaaat can't wait to see this new women. 

*SparkleChicky Joined Chat* 

SparkleChicky: HEY GUYS! I got your message request in the new FACEBOOK APP! Are you guys pedophiles? 

BigChief: No! WE nut on walls though!

Parabob: Hahahaha, don't mind him he a little tarded. Anyway welcome to the Zone! 

SparkleChicky: The fucks the Zone? 

Skeeter: It's where like, It's like, It's like where, It's where Big Chief nuts on walls I DON'T KNOW NO ZONE, What do we do here in the ZONE? THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION! 

Parabob: Shit I run into all kinds of stupid ass paranormal freaks! 

Skeeter: Oh yeah, have you got their numbers yet? 

Parabob: Um no? 

Skeeter: DUDE! CAN YOU IMAGINE A THREESOME WITH A GHOST AND A PARANORMAL FREAK? 

BigChief: Ah shit! I would nut on a ghost! 

Skeeter: See Chief get it! 

Parabob: You have to be kidding me! 

SparkleChicky: Ummm, I think I am going exit now! 

Parabob: Wait! Wait! Don't mind them so what do you do? 

*SparkleChicky Has Left Conversation*

Parabob: Dammit guys! 

BigChief: I wanted to Nut on her wall! 

Parabob: Man is that all you fucking say? 

BigChief: No me build fire! 

Parabob: When will my life expire? 

Skeeter: You should know the answer since you a Paranormal expert! 

Parabob: Ah dammit. I hate my life. 

BigChief: You know what you need to do? 

Parabob: What chief? 

BigChief: NUT ON A WALL MOTHER FUCKER!!!!! 

FACEBOOK DATING APP WITH PEDDIEZ YAY!!!!!!! >

AYLIEN NOT CUMING BACK :(

Big Chief: 2,000 every week and don't say it's because I went after two paraclownz!

Aylin: You can't even remember how to talk!

Big Chief: It all started when I somehow had a contest where my authors would backstab me and show me their bodies? 

Aylin: You make content out of us like we are your little puppets. 

Big Chief: It's the time of the year to Spring yo!

Aylin: Then you wonder why nobody wants to conversate with an asshole like you. 

Big Chief: It's the time to nut on walls!

Aylin: You wonder why people want you to die and just go away, far, far, far away. 

Big Chief: If we look at the stars, we can count the lions. 

Aylin: What the fuck did you just say? 

Big Chief: Me make fire? 

Aylin: Why we doing this bullshit again? 

Big Chief: What bullshit? 

Aylin: What the hell is wrong with you!

Big Chief: I make fire, then go get people, then gather tribe, then go hunt and then we EAT!

Aylin: Bitch what the fuck you talking about we on the damn internet you thinking this is a mother fucking game all the time and you talking out your ass most of the time! 

Big Chief: If we join together as one you can be darkness and I can be whiteness the light mighty mice man!

Aylin: What the fuck is wrong with you!

Big Chief: I see that you are upset, would you like for me to read you a story?

Aylin: Seriously? 

Big Chief: It's called, The Time I Fell In Love With A Tramp That Added Me Online. By Dr. Sues. 

Aylin: You got to be fucking kidding me! 

Big Chief: It's the time of the year to joy! It's the time of year to get a boy! You must add him quick to the list! Add him you may but here's the twist! 

Aylin: You are the biggest asshole in the whole wide world! I have to somehow block you from the World or something, what do I have to do to get rid of you? 

Big Chief: Kill me during sex? 

Aylin: I will be glad too! 

Big Chief: Hell yeah! So like when do you want to meet up? 

Aylin: Are you serious? 

Big Chief: Like what should I bring, should I like ah fuck it I am going be dead anyway! Yo what time! 

*YOU CAN'T REPLY TO THIS CONVERSATION 

Big Chief: Ah what the fuck! Fucking tease! What the hell. Fuck it go nut on this wall! 

Big Chief! 

Damn you Big Chief! DAMN YOU! 

UFO GOT ME!

Igotprobid: Hey Parabob! 

Parabob: OH GOODY! ANOTHER FREAK! 

Igotprobid: So like a UFO probed my asshole and shit what do I do. 

Parabob: Why you all say and shit? Like that's my thing and you all say it now to be cool? 

Igotprobid: Man so there I was just chilling in my backyard at 2:00 in the morning you know like what normal people do and shit. 

Parabob: You said it again fool! 

Igotprobid: So I was like damn whats the shiny bright light coming towards my ass. Little did I know it was really coming for my ass! 

Parabob: And shit? 

Igotprobid: So the thing picked me up and I think it was an UFO man! I tried to telling the police but they all laughed at me and said get the fuck out of here we dealing with a overdose crisis right now! 

Parabob: I see. 

Igotprobid: DUDE! They did all these weird experiments to my anal cavity! 

Parabob: Like what were you doing at 2 in the morning outside? 

Igotprobid: I was walking my fucking dog man! 

Parabob: Ah! Good one so at 2 in the morning, I like how you mention that earlier too about the dog. So 2 in the morning a big shiny bright light comes, picks your ass up and does shit to your ass! Am I correct so far? 

Igotprobid: Yeah man I SAW A UFO! 

Parabob: Not only did you see it but you were in it? 

Igotprobid: Yeah man! They did weird shit to my ass man! 

Parabob: Hmm. Okay so like what you want me to do or like why did you message me? 

Igotprobid: Just to let you know I saw an UFO and they are real! Plus everybody like message parabob because it pisses him off! 

Parabob: Yeah. I see. The UFO was not a UFO are you sure you weren't popping molly at 2 in the morning and what you mistake as a UFO somehow, someway was a white van and you were gang raped by a bunch of white people and mexicans in a weird cross united Gang called the SetaWhitez. Then you woke up from a dream that you were abducted by a UFO but really it was just a gang bang because you accidental got roof'ied at 2 in the morning? 

Igotprobid: OH MY LORD! YOU ARE LIKE DOCTOR PHIL OF THE PARANORMAL COMMUNITY MAN! I LOVE YOU BOB! THANKS SO MUCH BOB! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BOB! 

Parabob: Itz what I do >